Barack Obama gives us his new “rules for men”

Published On: July 18, 2025 1:26 am

Barack Obama gives us his new "rules for men"

Well friends, Barack Obama is back and he is now giving us a lecture on how men should work.

Spoiler Alert: Like Barak itself, there are rules, UMMMMM, quite enthusiastic.

Jessie Waters completely thwarted it with this one.

Please enjoy:

‼ ️Barack is back with its own “rules for men”
Share your feelings 😭
Leave the game, choose the theater 🎭
Make a gay friend 🏳
Divide the bill ✂
What do you think? pic.twitter.com/craaawul8z
– Jessie Waters (@jessebwatters) July 17, 2025

Full transcript:

Barak got his rules for men, but these are rules that left men to the first place. Barry says that people are not always providers, as long as they talk about their feelings.
A lot of male identity and situation were tied with being a provider, working, doing a good job, coming home. And when people started losing their jobs due to de-Industrailization and offshoreing, you were suddenly felt-
Mimi-Hamm. Yes. Lost. Because his identity was wrapped in such a thing – one thing, which was a provider.
And so, it is part of what we have to do, yes-mm-HMM-as men take responsibility for Uh, to find out how to talk and share about emotions.
We do not have to talk about our feelings if Obama did not give our job to China. Do you know how we feel about that? Anger. So we voted for Trump.
But Barak does not want you on the couch. He is asking people to keep baseball down and take a playbill. They should be able to learn how they are more than only the game they care.
Correct. And – Um, and they. And when they achieve great skills in sports and they learn a lot of symptoms – temperature. I think we do our boys very deliberately about saying this, “Is enough with the game, and let’s try some other things.”
So, sometimes this is just one thing, you know, G-giving, saying to our boys, “You are interested in art and you are interested in, you know, uh-” Mimi-HMM. “Theater, it’s good.”
Get off the field and go to an art gallery. And when you go, bring a gay friend. I had a gay professor in college – Mm. At a time when openly- yes. Gay people were still not very out.
Mimi-Hamm. Which became one of my favorite professors. You need it-Mimi-Hamm. Okay, and it is to show sympathy and kindness, and by -way. You need that person – yes. In your friend group, so that if you have-Mimi-Hmm-a boy who is, who is, who is, who is gay. Or, or what the non-binary or what you have, they have someone they can go-Mimi-Hamm.
“Okay, I’m not alone in it.” Correct? You do not have to date your gay friend, but when you date girls, Obama says, you don’t always have to pay. Pay them.
We jokingly, talking to Uh, Uh, Malia and Sasha, sometimes they go out with their friends and, you know, they are in a group and, and that man’s crocodile weapons, you know? Yes. And it likes-
The check is not picking up. No, not picking up checks. And it likes it, well, y-y-you don’t have to take it all the time, but if you are never picking it up- it’s right, it’s a problem. He says something about you.

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