Tucker Carlson gives hilarious “rectal use” speech on Theo Vaughn’s show

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This is one of the funniest things you’re going to see in a long time, but first let me set it up for you so you understand what you’re about to see…

Tucker Carlson has always been big on nicotine pouches, and although I would never encourage anyone to suddenly “start smoking”, there are some very solid scientific benefits that appear to be associated with nicotine alone (without all the rest of the garbage).

And for years, Tucker Carlson talked publicly about how much he liked his Zine nicotine pouches, even though he was never sponsored by the company — he just loved using them.

But then at one point the relationship soured because Tucker claims Zane sent him a cease and desist letter for claiming that the product could, ummm, work as a “male enhancement.”

Others speculate that Tucker approached the zine for sponsorship and they declined, although Tucker never confirmed this, only saying that they sent him a “humorless” cease and desist letter.

So after receiving countless dollars in free advertising from Tucker praising the product for years, the zine shot the hand that feeds, and Tucker decided to start his own competing company called Alp.

And in doing so, Tucker begins to ridiculously claim (which is clearly performance art satire) that he later discovered that almost all zine users were using the product rectally and Tucker thought that in a country of 350 million people there should be a nicotine pouch for your mouth, so he made up.

Honestly, this is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a long time…

At first, Theo is so stunned that he doesn’t understand what Tucker is doing, but then as Tucker continues, doubling over again and again, Theo understands and joins in.

enjoy:

The idea of ​​”almost all Zyn users” actually using the product as it is linked to other aspects of their lives is one of the funniest standalone lines I’ve heard in a long time.

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Tucker’s commitment to the bit despite it being completely ridiculous, from the time he got the win over Theo Von – and continued after that – makes it pure gold!

Backup video here if necessary:

Anyway, my day was totally made!

Also, because I’m a huge fan of Tucker (and Alp), did you know I’ve now partnered with him?

how cool is that?

Check it out:

Big announcement: I’ve now partnered with Tucker Carlson! [From Noah]

Noah is here, and I’m so excited to finally be able to announce my new partnership with Tucker Carlson!

You may have heard that Tucker recently launched their own brand of nicotine pouches called ALP, and after all due diligence their team fully approved me to become a licensed partner on the team!

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And I’m so excited to tell you about them and about nicotine, because the truth might really surprise you…

We’ve all heard since childhood that smoking is bad for you and nicotine is really bad for you, and I’m certainly not encouraging anyone to go out and start smoking. It’s disgusting and it’s not good for you.

But nicotine?

This is potentially a very different story.

I think this is a good time for me to give you my standard FDA disclosure:

There you go suit!

Now the lawyers are happy, and I can move on to my article…

Okay, so I’m not here to tell you that nicotine can diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease, but I do know a few things.

OneIt seems that MSM really hate nicotine, almost as much as they hate eggs, red meat, sunlight, and vitamin D. All those things are really bad for you and will definitely kill you, they scream, but I have found in my life exactly the opposite. All these things increase my vitality and make me feel wonderful.

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TwoDo you remember during Covid report after report that nicotine prevented the virus cold? I do. Like a secret weapon.

ThreeRFK Jr. recently even said that recent studies have shown that nicotine may reduce the onset of Alzheimer’s and dementia. How’s that for incredible? If you need him, it’s HHS Secretary RFK Jr.! More on that in a minute.

FourTucker’s testimony about his personal nicotine use really caught my attention and that’s what I want to share with you now.

Look, I’m not trying to convince anyone to develop a nicotine habit with this article, rather I’m saying that I think there’s more to nicotine than meets the eye, number one, and number two if you already use nicotine why not switch to ALP and support Tucker? Boom!

Okay, now let’s really dig in…

Let’s start with RFK Jr. telling you that nicotine can reduce the onset of Alzheimer’s and dementia:

Transcript:

RFK Jr:

The fact that children are-
That, that, that Vaping has increased dramatically among kids, um, but cigarette smoke has decreased.

Oh, we have maybe 1% of American kids—from 1%, depending on—to, at most, 3%.
Generally speaking, about 1% of those who smoke cigarettes.

And they – you know, vapes are, um – uh-huh – they don’t, uh, they don’t burn tobacco.
And nicotine itself does not cause cancer.
There is no evidence that it is carcinogenic.
It may actually have some health benefits.

It is clearly addictive, but it may not have any other health benefits.
We have an NIH study that shows that it, uh, uh, you know, that it reduces the onset of Alzheimer’s and dementia.

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A- And so on- And it is, it is, it is infinitely preferable to smoking.
I think that, um, the, uh, eh, nicotine pouch is probably the safest way to consume nicotine.

Vapes are a close second, but the thing we really want to move away from is cigarettes,
‘Our country has to pay the price just for cigarette smoke, umm-
Health care costs approximately $640 billion per year.

Now let’s go to Tucker…

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Watch this incredible clip where he credits nicotine pouches for keeping him healthy and never getting sick in his 29 years on TV:

more here:

And my favorite was here with the Full Send Brothers…

Check it out:

So there you go!

If you want to support Tucker and use Superior Nicotine pouches, get the ALP pouches here and I think you can also save 10% off your order right now:

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And if you use ALP and like them leave me a comment below or send me an email!

Thank you!

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