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Two teenagers who attacked the former Doge Employee Edward “Big Balls” Coristin was sentenced to probation by a judge in Washington, D.C., on Tuesday.
The judge gave 12 months’ probation to the male defendant in the case and nine months’ probation to a woman who pleaded guilty to simple assault. According to WUSA 9 News,
DC Metropolitan Police Department The day after the August 3 attack on 19-year-old Coristyn, two 15-year-old suspects from Hyattsville, Maryland were arrested, the boy was allowed to return home under strict release conditions and the girl was sent to a youth shelter. Other alleged accomplices are still absconding.

“I hope you can figure things out and be prepared for the consequences,” Coristine reportedly told the defendants via video link, thanking the courts and MPD for their work in bringing the pair to justice.
Coristine and her female companion were attacked in a DC parking garage around 3 a.m. in what the victim described as an attempted carjacking and said it involved “a group of 10 people.” While becoming a MAGA cause celeb in the process, he was injured and suffered a broken nose in the ensuing attack.
The programmer made an offer Full details of the incident When he was a guest on the Fox News show jesse waters primetime At the end of September.
“As soon as we get to the car and she starts looking for the keys, they start yelling at us, and I knew right away that there was something really wrong with this situation,” Coristyn recalled.
“So she unlocks the car, I get her into the driver’s seat. I close the door behind her and she’s able to close the doors. As soon as I turn, they’re right on top of me – just a few feet away.

“He threw me on the car and started throwing a lot of punches. I have my hands up. I’m getting a lot of punches here and I’m just trying to protect my head the best I can.”
A photo of Coristin, covered in blood at the scene, was posted by the President donald trump Shortly after on Truth Social, who used it as part of their argument Cracking down on urban crime in the nation’s capital By sending the National Guard to support the MPD, which they duly did on August 11.
choristin, Grandson of an executed KGB spy, Earned the nickname “Big Balls” during high school math class and later publicly adopted it on his LinkedIn profile, which gained attention. Elon Musk Earlier this year he was looking for staff to join DOGE, the agency that Trump tasked with cutting excess spending in the federal government.
Koristin worked briefly at Neuralink, another Musk-run venture, and before joining DOGE he was a mechanical engineer and physicist at Northeastern University in Boston, Massachusetts.
He then worked for the government’s General Services Administration Resigning in JuneWas hired by the Social Security Administration.