Oh my goodness, talk about the worst ideas of all time …
What the whole internet here believes: allegedly but perhaps almost certainly based on everything in the video, it seems that astronomer’s CEO Andy Biren had a connection with the “Top Peepal Officer” A/K/An HR chief Christin Cabot and took him to a coldplay concert, where both were painted on the jambotron.
Chris Martin then told the stage that he feels that he became busted to just a round and originally the entire Internet agrees with him.
See here for yourself:
Chris Martin of Coldplay accidentally exposed astronomer CEO Andy Bayran a relationship with his HR chief, Christin Cabot. pic.twitter.com/fqsjbq2xgt
– Fearbuck (@Feredbuck) July 17, 2025
Four lives were immediately ruined.
You can see the exact moment that both of them can immediately feel what has happened now:
It is considered a personal assistant, who also knows what has really happened:
The Bro caught his HR girl with his assistant, with his assistant in 4K, also with his assistant.
– Spencer Hakimian (@SpenCerhakimian) July 17, 2025
It has also been told that the CEO’s wife has already removed her last name from her social media profile:
The wife of the CEO of Astronomor left her last name from her social media profile, as her alleged relationship with HR head was exposed in a coldplay concert pic.twitter.com/0VZ2AWF8gm
– Daily Loud (@DailLoud) July 17, 2025
All is over… pic.twitter.com/jlfrunbgeb
– Matt Wallace (@mattwallace888) July 17, 2025
Post These details were added to the viral story:
Now they will face music.
A “Kiss Cam” moment broadcast in a coldplay concert hit a condemnable note, when it explicitly exposed a deception tech tycoon and her head-of-HR mistress.
Couple – Astronomer CEO Andy Bayran and Firm’s Chief Human Resource Officer, Christin were identified as a cabot – scrambled to hide their faces, when an image appeared on Jambotron at Gilate Stadium near Boston on Wednesday night.
The Cabot covered his face and quickly put him backward, while Bayran drove out of the crowd, inspiring some laughter, out of view.
In the video, the woman has been identified as the Cristine Cabot, the Chief Human Resource Officer of the astronomer.
The CEO of the Astronomor said about the recruitment of the officer of the main people – on which cam caught on the month before the Coldplay“Oh! what?” According to the ticket footage, Martin can be heard announcing confusion on the stage. “Either they are walking a round or they are just very shy.”
The pair appears to be working together in astronomers, AI and data company, priced at around $ 1.2 billion. When the cabot was hired in November last year, Bayran explained his 20 years of HR experience and “extraordinary leadership” skills.
Meanwhile, Cabot said that her conversation with Martin had been “energetic”.
If you are like me and have never heard about astronomers, what they do here and how big they are:
Astronomer is a data orchestration company known best AstronomyMade on a managed dataops platform Apache Airflow®Open-source framework for data pipelines to write, scheduel and management.
🚀 What does astronomers do
Fully managed airflow service (Astro)
The managing of the infrastructure automatically provides a scalable, safe, multi-different environment to run airflow pipelines without overhead. Auto-scaling, CI/CD integration, and with enterprise safety facilities, handles everything from development to deployment and operation.Data -Pipeline Overview
Built-in observability tools offer-deta dynasty tracking, discrepancy detection, and cost/health monitoring-team monitoring, to help adapt to dibugs and their data workflows.Open-SOS contribution and ecosystem
The main contributor for Apache Airflow; His team actively develops cosmos (converts DBT workflows into DAGS), with devices such as operators and connectors.Enterprise-grade data engineering platform
Thousands of pipelines, finance, healthcare, gaming and retail are spread by top companies (eg, Uber, Apple, Stripe, Bloomberg). Astro was trusted by hundreds of global enterprises with rapid growth for Astro and more than one billion airflow function.Strategic integration and growth
Deep integration with AWS, Azure, and other cloud platforms; Multi-cloud data stack has to have an orchestation layer. R&D raised $ 93 meters in series D (May 2025) to expand the global operations, AI/Ml Orcastation, and global operations.📌 Company size and history
Established: 2018 (about 7 years in business by 2025)
Team size: About 360-380 employees, with overall estimates in the limit of 201-500 employees
Evaluation: About $ 1.1 billion (unicorn position)
Astronomer has grown rapidly since its installation, becoming the major commercial provider for airflow-based orchestration, which is reliable by major enterprises worldwide.
