Gavin Newsom: “I was born a poor black child”

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Any fans of “The Jerk” around here?

If so, you immediately recognize my headline and probably got a good laugh from it.

Such a classic movie, I quote the “that’s all I need” scene so often still all these years later.

But apparently Gavin Newsom likes quoting it too, so much so that he’s unveiled a new fake black ghetto accent and a new fake back story about growing up black and poor.

The only problem?

This is actually how he grew up:

Yup, that’s Mr. Preppy himself, Gavin Newson in his senior photos wearing a Burberry scarf and you can clearly see he’s very much struggling to get by and really having a hard time “paying those bills, man!”

What a joke!

For reference, that Burberry scarf is gonna set you back about $645:

Wait, maybe I’m changing my mind on this a bit and maybe he is telling the truth….having trouble “paying the bills, man” could actually be a real problem when you’re blowing $645 on a scarf alone!

Anyway, here’s my full report:

WATCH: Gavin Newsom Unveils New Accent and Fake New Backstory!

Gavin Newsom has just unveiled a brand new accent and brand new and super fake backstory!

Why would anyone care?

Because it’s the clearest sign yet that he’s running for President in 2028.

After all, we learned from Kamala Harris that if you’re going to run for President as a Democrat, you need to unveil a new accent everywhere you go!

Down in the south?  Roll out your southern drawl…

Talking to a church?  Use the preacher voice…

Talking to black people?  Talk about how you were super poor, ate white bread for all your meals, your dad left, you had to entertain yourself in the back yard throwing a ball to yourself, and make sure you break out a fake ghetto  hip-hop persona where you talk about how you were “hustlin'”  and “payin’ the bills man!” and how you “raised yourself”.

Never mind the fact you grew up in a rich family and your father was the attorney for the famous Getty family.  Nah, let’s not talk about that.

I think you’ll see what I mean, watch here:

Backup here if needed:

Hey Gav, we’ve seen this movie before and no one in America liked it the first time….

Kamala Harris Heads to Detroit, Tries Out New Accent

INSULTING: Listen To Kamala Harris’ New Accent

Kamala Harris Unveils New “Preacher” Accent

How fake and phony can one person be?

I suppose I should stop asking that question because she seems to be taking it as a personal challenge!

Here’s the latest, a brand new “Preacher” accent that she’s adding into her repertoire….what do you think?

And how exactly did she get into that church without combusting into fire right on the spot?

Or was it one of those fake “Jeremiah Wright” churches, like Obama likes to go to?

Just add this one to the long list of fake, patronizing accents — perhaps the only talent or gift Kamala Harris appears to have, other than, well you know (it rhymes with Bellagio):

Kamala Harris Rolls Out New Accent: “I’m In These Streets!”

Kamala Harris Rolls Out New Accent: “I’m In These Streets!”

Kamala Harris has just rolled out a new accent….

Meet “Latina” Kamala.

Why a new accent?

Because she’s talking to a new group (duh!), this time the Congressional Hispanic Caucus.

Take a look:

It’s not even a GOOD Latina accent:

I don’t even know what this was:

Oooh, you’re so tough Kamala!

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You are IN these streets!

(whatever that means)

The Gateway Pundit documented just how cringe it was:

Kamala Harris on Wednesday debuted a fake Hispanic accent as she delivered remarks to the Congressional Hispanic Caucus.

“And to everyone, happy Hispanic Heritage Month – which, in my book, is every month of the year,” Kamala Harris said cackling.

Harris told the Hispanic Caucus that her mother was mistreated when she came to the US because she was a short “brown woman with an accent.”

“So, this is a room of long-standing friends. And many of you know my background. My mother arrived in the United States when she was 19 years old by herself. And I spoke about it recently, actually. You know, my mother — I was the eldest child. And as the eldest child, those of us who are, you know you see a lot of things in terms of what your parents go through,” Harris said.

“And I would often see how my mother was treated. She was a five-foot-tall brown woman with an accent. And I would see how the world would sometimes treat her,” she added.

It’s not the first time she’s done this:

Kamala Harris Rolls Out Offensive New Accent

Kamala Harris has just rolled out a brand new accent….

And if you ask me, it’s horribly offensive.

Is this what she thinks black people sound like?

Is she trying to be black?

I can’t keep up which day she is black vs which day she is Asian vs which day she is Indian vs which day she is “goofy white woman”….it’s all so terribly confusing!

But ratcheting up an accent like this just to pander to black people seems wildly racist and offensive if you ask me:

Full screen video player here:

Here’s a history of all the different accents she has used over the years….

INSULTING: Listen To Kamala Harris’ New Accent

This is absolutely insulting….to pretty much everyone!

Imagine being SO fake that you change your accent everywhere you go.

Down in the South?

Suddenly you have a southern drawl y’all….

In Detroit?

Suddenly you sound like this:

Wow, that’s bad!

And so insulting to black people.

First of all, it’s insulting to think you can win over a group by pretending to speak like them.  So fake and inauthentic.

But second of all, it’s really insulting that she thinks they sound like that!

What a racist accent!

Here she is doing a similar “urban” accent:

This one really exposes it…

Watch as she shifts like a chameleon depending on which group of people she’s talking to:

More ghetto accent next….

What exactly is “HOED ON”?

Is that a word?

This might be the best….

She actually tried to do a FRENCH accent:

Never forget the time she became a Southerner:

Of course she’s not the first (or even the best) to apply this fake routine.

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The master was Hillary Clinton.

You can just feel the evil oozing out of this video:

Everything about this woman and her campaign is fake.

Including this:

The TRUTH Behind Kamala Harris’ “HUGE” Rallies…

Have you seen the news?

It’s all over Twitter from the big Democrat accounts…

Kamala Harris is holding bigger rallies than President Trump!

People like Harry Sisson have been creaming their pants all day posting about the “huge” crowd size:

So…is it true?

Is Kamala Harris suddenly drawing bigger crowds than Trump?

Is she suddenly the most popular person in America, people hanging on her every word (salad)?

Ehhhh, not exactly.

Allow me to explain….

In 2016, President Trump started doing something unprecedented — holding massive rallies all across America.

It hadn’t really been done before.

Previously, political candidates would maybe fill a local high school gym.

But never a stadium or arena.

Trump was different.

He changed the game.

And I’ve always said he did it for TWO reasons.

One was simply to get people excited and to “campaign” just like everyone else but only bigger.

But the second reason, and I believe the bigger reason, was to SHOW America that there’s no way Hillary could win and it not be rigged.

While Trump was filling stadiums, Hillary couldn’t fill that proverbial high school gym, and all of America saw it.

Trump’s popularity was literally TOO BIG TO STEAL.

It was so smart and calculated.

Then in 2020, they knew they couldn’t allow that to happen again so they basically shut down the world.

Bye, bye rallies.

“Of course Joe Biden can’t draw a crowd because NO ONE CAN because you can’t be closer than 6 feet from the next person!”

Does it all make sense now?

Remember those “COVID hula hoop circles”?

It’s not cause Joe was unpopular….nah, no way!

It’s because….COVID!

But now we’re in 2024 and Trump is drawing massive crowds again.

So what do they do now?

You can’t shut down the world again, that would be too obvious.

So the only option left is Kamala has to have equally big crowds as Trump.

Simple!

But how?

Easy…you actually make them concerts with super popular musicians and you just let Kamala “tag along”.

That’s exactly what happened in Eau Claire today.

This is not a Harris Rally, this is a “Bon Iver” concert:

OMG! The Kamala Harris Rally Line in Eau Claire, Wisconsin is soooo long!

What’s not being reported is that they got Bon Iver, who is a local from Eau Claire, Wisconsin, a Grammy-Award winning music artist to perform at the rally.

So basically, it’s another free concert.. 😂😂🤣

Get prepared, because they’re going to do this for all their events, to build the illusion of enthusiasm and excitement.

When all it really is they are tapping into the blackmailed star power at their disposal.

And from Dom Lucre, here’s more:

🔥🚨HAPPENING NOW: Many journalists are reporting that Kamala Harris rally in Eau Claire, Wisconsin is a massive crowd and that Democrats are charged up but they are failing to mention the fact that multi Grammy award winning and Billboard number one charting band Bon Iver with Justin Verno is performing at this rally WHICH IS THEIR HOME TOWN.

It is the same strategy Kamala Harris had in Atlanta with Megan Thee Stallion along with bussing homeless citizens and pedestrians that were willing to go to a free concert.

If you claim to be a conservative and you are constantly claiming Kamala’s campaign is ‘killing it’s you disgust me, we are at war right now, they don’t CARE if you are being ‘unbiased’ because their bias spin doctors will use your unbiased report as fuel for their own cause. I will admit, I used to try to take that unbiased approach but I learned we are dealing with true demons this election, they aren’t playing fair.

How many liberals ever gave us credit for having the largest rallies in political history nearly every week?

With no gimmicks we did that and do that, yet the same liberals that claim rally numbers don’t matter, MAGA boats don’t matter are now sharing this same content for Harris, some of you really care more about ad revenue than this county. We have to win, this is unacceptable. Democrats win because they play the OPTICS game.

We are in 5th generational warfare and we have conservative accounts damn near congratulating and praising Kamala Harris fake campaign.

Expose the truth, expose the payments, expose the fake social media campaign, expose the fake zooms, expose the bitter accounts, expose the people that leave after the star is gone, expose the other party, we have to FIGHT TOGETHER, we are in THE FINAL FU*ING HOUR. FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

So….how was the concert?

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Bad.

REALLY bad.

This is not edited, but it might make your ears bleed:

Full video player:

Holy crap that’s bad!

Sounds like a funeral song, doesn’t it?

Meanwhile, here’s a comparison between a genuine Trump Rally and a staged Kamala concert:

Here’s what a REAL, massive Rally looks like:

President Trump Holding MASSIVE Las Vegas Rally!

Yesterday it was Florida and California…

Today President Trump holds a MASSIVE MAGA Rally in Las Vegas!

Check out the huge lines already formed at 6:30am this morning:

They go on and on and on!

Keep in mind, this is six full hours before the event is supposed to even start:

You just gotta love this:

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