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This will make your blood boil…
Remember when a group of young thugs attacked Edward “Big Balls” Coristin in DC and left him like that?
Multiple reports confirm that “Big Balls” were brutally attacked in Washington DC
Surely he’s sent to jail for 20+ years, right?
No!
Was not jailed even for a day.
Literally not even a day, since a Biden judge initially ordered them released while they awaited trial:
Biden judge orders release of ‘teens’ arrested for attack on ex-DOGE employee, aka ‘Big Balls’
And now the punishment has come and it’s just a small slap on the wrist to probation:
BREAKING: 🚨 Teen who jumped former DOGE employee Edward ‘Big Balls’ Coristin avoids jail. -NY Post
– EXX ➠Alerts (@ExxAlerts) 15 October 2025
Unreal.
Post Turns out two of the swindlers got probation and the rest are still “at large”. In other words, no justice of any kind for anyone.
Two teenagers who jumped on former DOGE employee Edward “Big Balls” Coristin have avoided jail after pleading guilty to simple assault in a Washington, DC court.
A 15-year-old boy and girl from Hyattsville, Maryland, were sentenced to probation in a DC court on Tuesday, just two months after they were arrested for the brutal August 3 attack, WUSA9 reports.
The boy was given 12 months’ probation and allowed to return home under strict house arrest, while the girl was given nine months’ probation and sent to a local youth shelter.
His accomplices are absconding after attempting to snatch the car and attack in the DC parking garage at around 3 am in the morning.
“I hope you can understand things and be prepared for the consequences,” Coristin, 19, reportedly told the defendants via video link, as she thanked the courts and police for their quick work in bringing the couple to justice.
Related reports:
WATCH: DOGE’s Edward “Big Balls” Koristin shares the story of the night he was brutally beaten in DC
About a month ago, 19-year-old former DOGE employee Edward Koristin – known as “Big Balls” – was brutally beaten by a group of teenage thugs in DC while he was protecting his girlfriend late at night.
You might remember this viral photo that President Trump shared after the attack — right before he federalized DC and cleaned it up:
Now, I’m happy to report that Coristyn is doing much better.
He has recovered from the attack and has just appeared with Jesse Waters fox news To speak about what happened.
See here:
🚨 JUST IN: Doge’s Big Balls speak out for the first time after being beaten by thugs in DC
He narrated the entire story of the attack on him while trying to save his friend from carjacking.
So glad he is doing better. This boy is a patriot and a hero.
Waters: “You… pic.twitter.com/KpIRqvh2X3
– Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) 30 September 2025
JUST IN: DOGE’s Big Balls speak out for the first time after being beaten by thugs in DC
He narrated the entire story of the attack on him while trying to save his friend from carjacking.
So glad he is doing better. This boy is a patriot and a hero.
Waters: “You’ve curbed crime in DC and in a way you’ve saved a lot of lives in DC.”
Absolutely true! Great work, Mr. Big Balls, aka Ed Coristin (@as400495
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For those who prefer to read, here is a partial transcript of Coristin’s account of what happened that night:
Yeah, I was hanging out with a group of my friends late at night and about 3 a.m. we were talking, and I was walking one of my friends back to his car and as we were walking to the car there was a group of 10 people across the street. And as soon as we get to the car and she starts looking for the keys, they start yelling at us, and I immediately knew that there was something really wrong with the situation.
So she unlocks the car, I move her to the driver’s seat, she closes the door behind her and locks the doors and as I turn, they come over to me. They are just a few feet apart. And they threw me on the car. They start throwing a lot of punches. I hold my hands up. Like, okay, I’m getting a lot of punches here.
I’m just trying to protect my head as best I can. And fortunately, all this did not last long. The police arrived very quickly.
So I was very lucky. I came out with only a broken nose and a bruise. It could have been a lot worse.
It is good to see that the big balls are doing well.
What a brave young man!
There is a growing demand to honor Koristin with the Medal of Freedom:
Big Balls deserves a medal.
– Gunther Eagleman™ (@GuntherEagleman) 30 September 2025
Give this kid the Presidential Medal of Freedom!
– AmericanPapaBear™ (@AmericaPapaBear) 30 September 2025
Two teenagers have been arrested and charged in connection with a carjacking and attempted assault.
Here is the latest update New York Post,
Two teenagers were arrested in a violent attempted carjacking, leading to a former DOGE employee nicknamed “big balls“Barely beaten in Washington, DC, he has been charged with additional charges.
A 15-year-old Maryland boy and girl were arraigned on additional charges Thursday after the bloody attack on Edward Koristin in the nation’s capital served as the catalyst for President Trump’s crackdown.
The pair, already charged with unarmed carjacking, now also face assault and robbery charges. Politico reported,